"The Busters"

Disclaimer: All attempts at humor on this site are the sole responsibility of a rogue webmaster who cannot claim any professional credentials as a comedian. The "not very" intellectual property here, is in no way indicative or a reflection upon any person, real or fictional. It should be noted that all attempts at humor stop at the downbeat of the first note of a performance.

Disclaimer's disclaimer: The Busters attempted to secure a law firm to draft up a real legal disclaimer, but all refused to do so. This is substantial when you consider that Madison County, Illinois is the home base of operations !!! Suffice it to say, if anyone finds anything offensive on this website, it's not The Busters' fault. Even if their webmaster wrote it, that doesn't mean it was meant in a way degrading to any particular member of society.

The Busters have even made good faith gestures to the Politically Correct police, like removing the scantily clad women painted on their tour bus. (Notwithstanding that Buster wives threatened to call the attorneys who refused to draft this disclaimer if the images weren't removed. Band members have since re-learned to routinely use those three, special little words.... "Oh , yes dear!")

Whatever the point, whatever the statement, "Just Whatever!!!" If it's offensive to you, The Busters didn't mean it, it was only meant in jest and The Busters don't care for lawyer-in' much anyways!

Disclaimer of the "Disclaimer's, disclaimer": Lawyers are advised to not read too much into the last paragraph. The statement was not meant personally toward any individual member of the Illinois Bar Association. The band is aware that many of you consider yourself fine upstanding members of society, attend church on Sundays and are doing your level best to raise families.

Disclaimer to the 4th power: (Danger Will Robingson, more PC-BS ahead!) Even if you don't go to church and/or not raising a family, you are fine too. The Busters however ask all Lawyers raising families to please have their children pursue productive careers!

The final disclaimer: At this point, The Buster's hereby shut our collective flaps for what should be only too obvious of reasons !!!!